[Notes]
. The American Way
. Stick shift
. Jeef berky
. KLM (Ketchup, Lettuce, Mayonnaise)
. Solve multiplication by drawing lines
. Filing taxes
. Is the Government
. Listener shoes
. Geosocial networking
. Urbandictionary santorum
. Woman offered sex for McNuggets
. Anaconda abandoned on doorstep
. Woman born with two vaginas
. Three Friday the 13ths this year (13 weeks apart)
. YouTube sebaceous cyst
. Beer theft suspects busted at scene
. Woman stripping to pay for justice
. Sega`s Toylet controlled by urine
. Urinals
. What I Had For Lunch
[Notes]
. Knob goblins
. Tips for surviving 2012
. Man arrested on long test drive
. Car lands on apartment roof
. Judge tosses charges in genital shooting
. Walmart clerk rejects $1 million bill
. Police chase leads to bedroom pot bust
. Man dies after eating cocaine out of brother`s butt
. Man arrested with pot-filled presents
. Mountain Dew mouse would have dissolved
. Year-old cheeseburger unchanged with time
. Naked drive-through joke draws arrests
. Prison Spread
. Montreal nixes topless breakfast servers
. DUI suspect had nearly $140 bar tab
. S**k My D**k
. Burglary suspect blamed the marshmallow vodka
. `Top words` of 2012 released
. Kalona creek will not be named Baniki Kinshi
. What I Had For Lunch
. Spicy ketchup at Whataburger
. Open mic: Confessions of a Foxtrot
[Notes]
. Where to find Michael Jordan cologne
. NBA talk, GMN predicts Heat vs Thunder
. An improvised teen mummy drama novel turned movie
. Babies self-destruct and Nut Ella
. Stolen Craigslist items re-posted
. Teens get probation for poop-laced cake
. Firefighters pull teen from chimney
. Woman loads gifts into wrong car
. Woman hit McDonald`s worker with food
. Oregon man arrested in light saber attack
. Meteor shower watcher drives off cliff
. Suspect asked for his weed back
. Man trashed house, thought woman trapped
. Couple arrested for subway sex
. `Whatever` tops poll of annoying words
. BrewDog Tokyo
. What I Had For Lunch
[Notes]
. Angry syrup
. Pyrex dildos
. Jumping turducken and itchy cologne
. Arthur went to Vegas
. Gemini 6:9 from the Dead Semen Scrolls
. Mankind the Panhandler
. Brass monkeys dubbed The Usual
. Joke butt slap leads to screwdriver attack
. Woman stabbed with seashell ornament
. Man stole $1,125 in sex enhancers
. Teens set off deer urine bombs in store
. Man hits drive-through worker with food
. Escaped prisoner caught in toilet
. Naming rights to creek offered on eBay
. Homeowner finds fake money hidden in wall
. Man covers car in 33,000 coins
. More than $100,000 dropped by courier van
. Suit donated with $13,000 in pockets
. U.S. offered $50K in `shredder challenge`
. Closed road, watery eyes after onion spill
. Oldest living dog dead at 26
. Bar installs urine-controlled video games
. What I Had For Lunch
